headfirstintowonderland:

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”


and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

dewogong:

Anon Request - Original Gif [x]

dewogong:

Anon Request - Original Gif [x]

  • a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
  • a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.

fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T

IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON

I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS

THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY 

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aobasaragaki:

I FUCKIGN HATE IT WHEN AN AUDIO POST FREEZES BUT INSTEAD OF STOPPING COMPLETELY IT JUST MAKES A FUCKIN HELLA LONG VUVUZELA NOISE LIKE PISS OFF AND JUST FREEZE AND SHUT THE FUCK ALREADY OR PLAY THE FUCKIN AUDIO I DIDNT ASK FOR THE VUVUZELA

6. Old books

6. Old books

nateswinehart:

Ha ha seriously tho.

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle)

dannyqhantom:

the first step is acceptance